Released
on February 26th, 1979, the soundtrack to the Sex Pistols movie, The
Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle, turns 45 years old today. While it's hard
to call this a proper album by the group, among the clutter and
confusion, there are some genuinely amusing punk gags and a few nasty
bits of ephemera worth the price of admission.
Before the group
imploded at the end of their chaotic 1978 US mini-tour, Malcolm McLaren
had been working on the idea of a feature film for the band, initially
titled, "Who Killed Bambi?". With Johnny Rotten unceremoniously dumped
after their San Francisco gig in January of 1978, the prospect of
putting together a feature film, let along the film's soundtrack, seemed
rather slim. Yet McLaren was determined to push this project past the
finish line, even if he had to run it on fumes, including resorting to
hiding cameras in bushes to try to film Lydon while on vacation in
Jamaica & scouting reggae bands for Richard Branson. It was
fortunate then that Malcolm managed to come across a forgotten 1976 tape
of the band rehearsing.
The demo contained recordings of the
band performing a number of cover songs, many of which were part of
their live set at the time. These included The Monkees' Stepping Stone,
The Modern Lovers' Roadrunner, Chuck Berry's Johnny B Goode and The
Who's Substitute. An early demo version of Anarchy in the UK was also
uncovered. None of these recordings had ever been released before, so
Malcolm came up with the idea of doing a bit of recycling in order to
have a few building blocks upon which to structure some sort of
soundtrack. Unfortunately, the demos were not of the best recording
quality, being only 4 track roughs, but the vocal and bass parts were
salvageable, or rather had to be as both Johnny and Glen were no longer
in the band. At minimum, he could re-record Steve's guitar and Paul's
drum parts again, to help freshen up the sound and allow him to claim
the album contained actual Sex Pistols songs that were not previously
released.
To fill out the rest of the double LP capacity,
McLaren assembled a pastiche of odds and ends, firstly by having the
remaining band members record some new material with lead vocals either
being provided by them or by guest vocalists. Sid recorded cover
versions of My Way, Something Else and C'mon Everybody, artifacts that
would become his only proper studio appearances before his tragic death.
Paul & Steve each provided lead vocals on a couple of tracks which
were essentially prototypes for their post-Pistols project, The
Professionals. Edward Tudor-Pole provided vocals for several tracks as
well, but the most controversial guest was exiled "Great Train Robber",
Ronnie Biggs, who provided vocals for Belsen Was a Gas and No One Is
Innocent. That inclusion drew a lot of criticism because of Biggs'
violent history and the impression that the appearance celebrated those
heinous crimes.
The rest of the album is patched together with a
handful of novelty songs, such as the disco medley by a fake studio
band, The Black Arabs, and some French street performers were used on a
parody of Anarchy in the UK. Malcolm took the task of crooning the
saccharine, sentimental, You Need Hands. Other than the salvaged demos
from 1976, Johnny Rotten had nothing whatsoever to do with the
production of the album, completely disavowing it and the film upon
their release and asserting they were NOT legitimate Sex Pistols
products, but merely another of Malcolm's cons.
Taken as a
whole, the album is a hodgepodge of occasionally amusing relics and
random moments of ecstatic excess. Sid's rendition of My Way, for
example, has gone on to become his signature statement of nihilistic
self-destruction. The Pistols demos capture the band in a state of raw
good humour, having a laugh before it all became too fucking crazy.
Even the disco song is an amusing poke in the eye to the punks who clung
to pretensions about what the movement was. In the end, the record
does what it says on the tin. It's a total "swindle", but fun enough if
you're in on the joke.
2024-02-26
SEX PISTOLS - THE GREAT ROCK 'N' ROLL SWINDLE @ 45
2022-10-27
NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, HERE'S THE SEX PISTOLS @ 45
Marking
its 45th anniversary today is the debut album from the Sex Pistols,
Never Mind the Bollocks, which was released on October 27th, 1977.
After spending the previous year creating havoc within the British youth
scene and terrorizing government authorities with their bad behavior on
the TV screen and stage, the Sex Pistols finally got themselves in a
studio and created one of the most influential LPs in rock & roll
history, albeit with Johnny Rotten intending it to be the end of rock
& roll, full stop!
I believe that rock & roll music
essentially has 3 epochs and they are hinged upon the appearances of its
“holy trinity”: Elvis Presley, The Beatles and the Sex Pistols. When
you look back across the history of the genre, it’s those tent-poles
which most define the major shifts in its nature and cultural potential.
Elvis introduced it to the mainstream, The Beatles turned it into a
fine art and the Sex Pistols weaponized it. I say that because the
Pistols were the last rock band to wield any legitimate sense of threat
to the status quo. Sure, there have been controversial trends and
popular movements, but the Pistols were the last band to seem dangerous
and to make the establishment quake in their boots. Anyone who’s come
along since then has been no more than an irritant to the powers that
be. The Pistols were actually debated in Parliament and the government
sought to crush them and stop them from spreading their message of
revolt, going so far as to actively ban them from performing. It’s an
unprecedented reaction which simply hasn’t happened since then.
Their
one and only proper studio album now stands as a memorial to a scant
few years when outrage seemed to have some import in the world. It’s
also a damn good set of songs, well written both musically and
lyrically. It says something about its time and the society that tried
to silence it. Those messages remain relevant today, perhaps even more
so than at the time they were penned. The fact it’s been co-opted into
crass commercialism since then still doesn’t take away from the fact
that it drew a line in the sand and we still look back at that time as a
moment of epiphany and realization. Perhaps it was all a "swindle" as
Malcolm retroactively postulated, but it changed the way people thought
and that change keeps resonating around the world to this day.
As
trite as kids thrashing out a few chords and bellowing their angst can
be, you can still see when a culture is coming of age by the point at
which its youth twig to the methodology and iconography of “punk”. You
can observe these scenes happen in places like the middle east, Asia or
Russia and see that there’s still a spirit of rebellion struggling to
find a voice. It may often fail to create a distinction from Ramones
style thrash, but it does show a desire to expose the energy pent up
during that time when a new generation demands to be heard.
A lot
of people want to push the flashpoint for punk to New York with the
Ramones & New York Dolls or Detroit with the Stooges & MC5 and,
while the structural elements may have been coming together in those
places, they were only so much fuel without a spark. Those bands and
scenes, as legitimate and eventually influential as they became, were
only known to a tiny clique of hipsters until the Sex Pistols came along
and put a match to all that kindling. It wasn’t until Johnny Rotten
snarled that he was an “antichrist” that the world perked up and took
notice of that generation and its rage. Others may have come sooner,
but no one else struck the spark that would ignite the world. There is
most certainly an undeniable “BP - before Pistols” and “AP - after
Pistols” demarcation within the lineage of rock ’n’ roll.
I
remember being intimidated to even buy Bollocks at the time I was first
crossing the threshold from mainstream music into the looming
underground. I was just starting to delve into the punk and new wave
scenes and had a mere handful of records by bands like The Clash,
Ramones, Elvis Costello & DEVO. I thought it was the nastiest thing
in the world to pick up a Sex Pistols record and almost felt like I had
to smuggle it into the house without my mom spotting it. When I heard a
song like Bodies with it’s litany of “fuck this and fuck that” in a
lyric about abortion, well I felt it was about as controversial a record
as I could possibly bring home. 45 years on and it still sounds as
ferocious and confrontational as it did back then. Of course it’s all
paper tigers now and nobody’s gonna be threatened by a rock star again,
but for a special, precious moment, the danger did seem rather real.


