2024-02-26

SEX PISTOLS - THE GREAT ROCK 'N' ROLL SWINDLE @ 45

Released on February 26th, 1979, the soundtrack to the Sex Pistols movie, The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle, turns 45 years old today. While it's hard to call this a proper album by the group, among the clutter and confusion, there are some genuinely amusing punk gags and a few nasty bits of ephemera worth the price of admission.

Before the group imploded at the end of their chaotic 1978 US mini-tour, Malcolm McLaren had been working on the idea of a feature film for the band, initially titled, "Who Killed Bambi?". With Johnny Rotten unceremoniously dumped after their San Francisco gig in January of 1978, the prospect of putting together a feature film, let along the film's soundtrack, seemed rather slim. Yet McLaren was determined to push this project past the finish line, even if he had to run it on fumes, including resorting to hiding cameras in bushes to try to film Lydon while on vacation in Jamaica & scouting reggae bands for Richard Branson. It was fortunate then that Malcolm managed to come across a forgotten 1976 tape of the band rehearsing.

The demo contained recordings of the band performing a number of cover songs, many of which were part of their live set at the time. These included The Monkees' Stepping Stone, The Modern Lovers' Roadrunner, Chuck Berry's Johnny B Goode and The Who's Substitute. An early demo version of Anarchy in the UK was also uncovered. None of these recordings had ever been released before, so Malcolm came up with the idea of doing a bit of recycling in order to have a few building blocks upon which to structure some sort of soundtrack. Unfortunately, the demos were not of the best recording quality, being only 4 track roughs, but the vocal and bass parts were salvageable, or rather had to be as both Johnny and Glen were no longer in the band. At minimum, he could re-record Steve's guitar and Paul's drum parts again, to help freshen up the sound and allow him to claim the album contained actual Sex Pistols songs that were not previously released.

To fill out the rest of the double LP capacity, McLaren assembled a pastiche of odds and ends, firstly by having the remaining band members record some new material with lead vocals either being provided by them or by guest vocalists. Sid recorded cover versions of My Way, Something Else and C'mon Everybody, artifacts that would become his only proper studio appearances before his tragic death. Paul & Steve each provided lead vocals on a couple of tracks which were essentially prototypes for their post-Pistols project, The Professionals. Edward Tudor-Pole provided vocals for several tracks as well, but the most controversial guest was exiled "Great Train Robber", Ronnie Biggs, who provided vocals for Belsen Was a Gas and No One Is Innocent. That inclusion drew a lot of criticism because of Biggs' violent history and the impression that the appearance celebrated those heinous crimes.

The rest of the album is patched together with a handful of novelty songs, such as the disco medley by a fake studio band, The Black Arabs, and some French street performers were used on a parody of Anarchy in the UK. Malcolm took the task of crooning the saccharine, sentimental, You Need Hands. Other than the salvaged demos from 1976, Johnny Rotten had nothing whatsoever to do with the production of the album, completely disavowing it and the film upon their release and asserting they were NOT legitimate Sex Pistols products, but merely another of Malcolm's cons.

Taken as a whole, the album is a hodgepodge of occasionally amusing relics and random moments of ecstatic excess. Sid's rendition of My Way, for example, has gone on to become his signature statement of nihilistic self-destruction. The Pistols demos capture the band in a state of raw good humour, having a laugh before it all became too fucking crazy. Even the disco song is an amusing poke in the eye to the punks who clung to pretensions about what the movement was. In the end, the record does what it says on the tin. It's a total "swindle", but fun enough if you're in on the joke.